Hi,
nun habe ich endlich herausbekommen, wie ich diesen blog von chinesisch auf englisch unstellen kann und kann nun auch einen eintrag machen!
Also Cairns haben wir bereits hinter uns gelassen! Dort waren wir im regenwld, dinnieren bei den Aboriginies und bei den Flying Doctors!
Heute haben wir unseren letzten Tag in Airlie Beach! Anfangs waren wir noch in einem Backpacker, aber nachdemwir bekanntschaft mit einem Tier, das man bei uns wohl als eine Mischung aus Maus und Ratte bezeichnen wuerde sind wir um gesiedelt und ab da war auch wirklich alles super! Waren einen Tag mit einem Segelboot um die Withsundy Islands unterwegs. Schnorcheln (leider haben wir Nemo nicht gesehen, aber dafuer viele verwandte von ihm), Witheheaven Beach und ein grandioses BBQ auf dem Schiff! nachtleben ist hier auch nicht zu verachten! VB rulez!!!!
So heute abend geht es mit dem Greyhoud Bus weiter nach Town of 1770 (kleine Stadt an der Kueste) und dann ab nach Hervey Bay und Frasier Island!
Also ich meld mich wieder!
Bilder gibts dann in Good Old Germany
Samstag, 1. September 2007
Donnerstag, 9. August 2007
Questions About Australia
Hi,
I found these interesting questions about Australia somewhere in the deep World Wide Web:
Now I'm prepared as good as it is possible and I'm really looking forward to the Hippo Race every Tuesday night!
These questions about Australia are from potential visitors.
They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website, and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor...
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: When do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour. Come naked.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
I found these interesting questions about Australia somewhere in the deep World Wide Web:
Now I'm prepared as good as it is possible and I'm really looking forward to the Hippo Race every Tuesday night!
These questions about Australia are from potential visitors.
They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website, and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor...
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: When do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour. Come naked.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
Montag, 16. Juli 2007
Warum und Wozu
Hallo,
dieser Blog soll dazu dienen, euch über unseren Australientrip auf dem Laufenden zu halten und natürlich haben wir auch nichts dagegen euch ein bisschen den Neid in die Augen zu treiben.
Also vom 25.08 bis 16.09 werden wir versuchen hier regelmäßig zu posten und euch über unsere Erlebnisse in Down Under zu berichten!
In diesem Sinne
Niederbayern goes Australia
dieser Blog soll dazu dienen, euch über unseren Australientrip auf dem Laufenden zu halten und natürlich haben wir auch nichts dagegen euch ein bisschen den Neid in die Augen zu treiben.
Also vom 25.08 bis 16.09 werden wir versuchen hier regelmäßig zu posten und euch über unsere Erlebnisse in Down Under zu berichten!
In diesem Sinne
Niederbayern goes Australia
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